Rude Christmas Jumpers - Possibly offensive to some, but Funny to most

 Funny & rude Christmas Jumpers for Men and Women 2021

Are you looking for an excellent, top quality Christmas Jumper? Do you want something extraordinary that grabs everyone's attention? If so, then you are absolutely in the right place. Our Rude Christmas Jumpers will surely bring the ‘shock factor’ with their bold logos and designs. 


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An Ode to the Rude Christmas Jumper

Some may fail to comprehend that Rude Christmas jumpers can offend.
And others pretend not to see the Rude Christmas jumpers on their friends.
Still more may commend the Rude Christmas Jumpers that a part condemned
And perhaps even befriend, the one that Rude Christmas Jumpers defends.

Be warned - you may find some of these ITEMS VERY offensive!!!

As Christmas is such a special event, everyone wants to look unique, beautiful and perhaps, even a little conspicuous. Any & all of our Rude Christmas Jumpers, or our Offensive Christmas Jumpers, with their various eye-catching colours & logos, will certainly force your colleagues, acquaintances & friends to stop, take notice & perhaps comment - though we cannot guarantee you will like what they have to say! 

We have your Christmas jumper covered - with a jumper for every type of gathering, please click one of the following links to see our latest selection of Star Wars Christmas jumpers, Funny Christmas Jumpers

and Family Christmas Matching Jumpers and Pajamas

Product Details

  • Funny and offensive for any adult Christmas party.
  • Material: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester
  • Machine wash cold with like colours, dry on low heat setting.


Product Details

  • Perfect for the adult in your life that loves Christmas, but has a twisted sense of humour.
  • 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester; Heather Grey: 78% Cotton, 22% Poly; Dark Heather: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester.
  • Machine washable in cold water with similar colours, can tumble dry on low heat setting.

Product Details

  • Standard Mens EU Size. For Ladies, please choose one smaller size than your normal size.
  • Material: Polyester and spandex, Soft and comfortable
  • Funny Jumper designed for both women and men, ideal for an ugly Christmas sweater day or Christmas party.


Product Details

  • Holiday humour for adults! Great gift for that special someone in your life with a slightly warped sense of humour. Perhaps that person is you?
  • 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester.
  • Machine wash in cold water with similar colours, tumble dry low heat.

Product Details

  • Perfect rude Christmas jumper for any adult Christmas gathering or group photo.
  • Solid colors: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester; Heather Grey: 78% Cotton, 22% Poly; Dark Heather: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Machine wash cold with like colours, tumble dry using low heat


Product Details

  • 4 Motion Sensor LED Lights Built Into Fabric, Long Sleeve, Crew Neck
  • 60% Cotton/40% Acrylic Material with Ribbed Hem & Cuffs
  • Machine Wash Only/Do Not Dry Clean

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  • Classic 8.5 oz, Classic fit, Twill-taped neck Adult with naughty christmas logo
  • 78% Cotton, 22% Polycotton
  • Machine wash at 30° C, tumble dry on low heat


Product Details

  • The perfect Christmas jumper for anyone that loves being rude and offensive
  • 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester
  • Available in Small, Medium, Large, XL, XXL

Product Details

  • Amazingly ugly Christmas Jumper just right for the season and any parties - even virtual 'Zoom' ones!
  • 100% Cotton. Soft knit for a comfortable and easy fit
  • Hand Wash Only


Product Details

  • Somewhat surprisingly considering the phrase on it this rude Christmas jumper is 'Unisex'...
    Could it be your perfect Christmas pick up line this year?
    Available in Black, Navy Blue, Royal Blue & Dark Grey colours.
  • All are 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester except Dark Grey colour which is 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester.
  • Machine wash cold with similar colours, tumble dry low.

Product Details

  • Handprinted in the UK with great Christmas holiday message using the latest DTG Printing Technology.
  • 80%  Cotton 20% Polyester
  • Machine washable

Product Details

  • Great for office Christmas parties or as a matching pajama shirt.
  • Solid colors: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester; Heather Grey: 78% Cotton, 22% Poly; Dark Heather: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Machine wash with similar colours in cool water. tumble dry low.

Product Details

  • 8.5 oz, Long sleeve, classic fit, twill-taped neck sweatshirt. With offensive, rude (but funny!) Christmas holiday message.
  • Solid colors: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester; Heather Grey: 78% Cotton, 22% Poly; Dark Heather: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester.
  • Machine wash in cold water with similar colours. Tumble Dry low.

Product Details

  • Hoodie with Santa Claus graphic and white Santa knows you've been a c*** text
  • Solid colors: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester; Heather Grey: 78% Cotton, 22% Poly; Dark Heather: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Machine wash with similar colours in cold water. Can tumble dry on low heat setting

Product Details

  • This 'bad Santa' is perfect for edgy Christmas fun at your adult gathering.
  • 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester.
  • Machine washable in cold water with dark colours. Can tumble dry on low heat.

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  • Perfect gift or stocking stuffer idea
  • 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester
  • Can Machine wash with similar colours in cold water and tumble dry on the low heat setting

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  • If you have a friend, spouse or colleague that is a real 'potty mouth' and often drops the c-bomb this could be their perfect Christmas gift.
  • Solid colors: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester; Heather Grey: 78% Cotton, 22% Poly; Dark Heather: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester. Classic fit, Twill-taped neck.
  • Machine washable in cold water with similar colours. Tumble Dry on low heat

Product Details

  • Crew Neck Casual fit Jumper with Ribbed Cuffs and Hem
  • Soft Feel 100% Acrylic
  • Machine wash with similar colours in cold water on the gentle cycle.

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  • Reindeers doing 'it' in the snow!
  • 100% Acrylic
  • Machine Washable


Product Details

  • Perfect for people who want to show their madcap Christmas spirit in a more cheeky way!
    Available in Black, Navy Blue, Royal Blue and Dark Grey colours.
  • All colours are 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester except Dark Grey colour which is 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester.
  • Machine wash cold with like colours, dry with low heat.

Product Details

  • Reindeers doing what comes naturally to them!
  • 100% Cotton, sweat shirt style
  • Machine Washable


Product Details

  • Long sleeve design with fashion 3D printed pattern and vibrant colours
  • Made from premium polyester and spandex
  • Certain to make people look twice if you dare wear it down the street!

Product Details

  • Polyester-blend
  • Ribbed Crew Neck ,Long Sleeved With Ribbed Cuffs And Hems
  • Light Weight Regular Fit Size Medium Knitted Jumper


Product Details

  • Tacky, ugly and outright inappropriate festive sweater made in UK, suitable for both men and women
  • High quality 100% Acrylic 7-gauge knit with 4 colour blend
  • Machine Washable

Product Details

  • Do you like a Christmas Party? This sweatshirt with it's unique design will certainly make you stand out - even if your party is only on Skype!
  • Polyester & Spandex material. Lightweight, silky and comfortable, with no fleece - a comfy sweatshirt, not a knitted sweater
  • great purchase for over the Christmas period


Product Details

  • 100% Acrylic
  • Soft and Stretchable material
  • Light Weight Regular Fit Size Medium Knitted Jumper

Product Details

  • Inappropriate and somewhat Improper Christmas sweatshirt - but perhaps a little more subtle than some. A stupendous Christmas sweatshirt for your adult Yuletide day, evening or night time celebrations.
  • Material: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester
  • 30°C Machine wash with like colours, tumble dry using low heat setting.


Product Details

  • Good quality Christmas Jumper, with knitted, not printed, motif. We recommend ordering 1 size larger than you think.
  • Soft And warm 72.8% Viscose, 27.2% Polyester Material.
  • Hand wash. See label for washing instructions.

Product Details

  • Material:Polyester and Spandex,soft and comfortable
  • 3D Christmas digital printed sweatshirt,long sleeve,crew neck,various Elf patterns
  • Funny ugly Elf patterns design,Great for Merry Christmas,Ugly christmas sweater day, christmas party, every occasion and situation.

Product Details

  • Christmas tree design with garland and star, excellent 'statement' xmas jumper
  • Grab this funny gag gift for that special person who loves an adult humour design
  • Solid colors: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester; Heather Grey: 78% Cotton, 22% Poly; Dark Heather: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Machine washable in cold water with like colours, tumble dry low

Rude & naughty Christmas Jumpers - In ‘Perfect’ Fit

These sweaters are made with high-quality materials and are designed for adults. The super cool jumpers are suitable for both men and women and provide the best slim fit with their stretch material.

rude & Naughty Christmas Jumpers - In ‘Loose’ comfortable Fit

These sweaters feature thick, soft fabric and a loose fit. They provide a high level of comfort, even after wearing them for a long time you won’t feel at all uncomfortable. 

Fun Christmas Jumpers Clothing Material:

Our Rude Christmas Jumpers are made up of the highest quality knitting materials, including blends using acrylic fibre. This means the jumpers are blended with different colours of acrylic giving the best colour contrast – while at the same time ensuring the clothing material is comfortable and stylish to wear.

Funny and Rude Christmas Jumpers - Extra Comfort

These jumpers are knitted using the finest quality threads in a particular ratio for your extra comfort. Only high-quality materials are used to provide extra warmth. As you may know clothes with a blend of acrylic fibre have high moisture retention and wicking ability.

Rude and Funny Christmas Jumpers - Machine Washing

By virtue of their excellent quality material, you don’t need to worry about machine washing or tumble drying most of our Rude Christmas Jumpers. The colours, design & patterns remain unaffected and fresh - even after wearing and washing many times. (Be sure to follow all the instructions and precautionary measures about washing your particular jumper as detailed on the label). With the quality of our Rude Christmas Jumpers, including their variety of logos and designs, high quality fabric, warmth & comfort (but still ‘easy care’) these Jumpers are the perfect choice for this year’s Christmas celebrations or as a gift to any fun loving (and broad minded!) friend or close relative.

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