Funny Christmas Jumpers

FUNNY CHRISTMAS JUMPERS - HA HA HA !!!!

2020 & 21 have certainly been unusual, difficult - even CRAZY years! 

Put These Two Crummy Years Behind You With A Jolly, Absurd, Silly, Entertaining, Hilarious - And Perhaps Even Slightly Ludicrous, Funny Christmas Jumper!

If you are looking for an individual accessory that will make you and your friends/family/colleagues

smile this Christmas, then we have just what you need – A FUNNY CHRISTMAS JUMPER.

As the lockdowns end, and we can get back to living our lives more normally, these entertaining and charming Christmas jumpers are great for any Christmas parties you may be either hosting or attending.

If, however, you are looking for Xmas jumpers that are more shocking or possibly even a little offensive -

something bit more like a  RUDE Christmas jumper - then please check out our dedicated page here

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They make a great gift

Any of these FUNNY CHRISTMAS JUMPERS make a great choice if you want to give someone a gift that will make them smile this Christmas. 

We also have a wide selection of XMAS funny jumpers for kids and even dogs!

 UNISEX Christmas Jumper Sweatshirt with 'Merry Capitalist Consumer Pagan Holiday' meme

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  • FAB Funny Christmas sweatshirt with a humdinger of a meme. Available in Black, Navy Blue, Royal Blue, Light and Dark Grey.
  • Black, Navy Blue, Royal Blue: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester; Light Grey: 78% Cotton, 22% Polyester; Dark Grey: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Machine washable with similar colours in cold water. Tumble dry low heat.

Christmas Pullover Hoodie: 'I'm Not An Elf I'm Just Short'


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  • Great fun Unisex Christmas Hoodie
  • Solid colors: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester; Heather Grey: 78% Cotton, 22% Poly; Dark Heather: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Machine wash cold with like colours. Can tumble dry on low heat

 Men's New 2021 Funny Knitted Christmas Jumper available in Maroon or Black colours

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  • Men's funny xmas pullover sweater with creative festive design - we all like a beer at Christmas, right?
  • 100% knitted Acrylic Material
  • Machine wash on gentle cycle in cool water. Drip dry

Men, Women & Youth 'Gingers For Are For Life' Gingerbread Funny Christmas T-Shirt


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  • Celebrate Christmas with this fun T-shirt. Great gift idea for that 'Ginger' spitfire in your life, Man, Woman or Youth
  • Solid colours: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Others: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Machine wash cold with like colours. Can tumble dry on low heat

 New 2021 UNISEX Christmas Jumper: 'Dear Santa Sorry for All the F-bombs, 2021 Was Crazy'. Black, Dark Grey, Royal & Navy Blue colours

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  • If you love to celebrate Christmas express it with this funny Christmas jumper for Christmas holiday lovers of any age or gender. Makes a great gift.
  • All colours are 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester, except Dark Grey which is 50/50 Cotton & Polyester Fabric
  • Gentle Machine wash cold with like colours, dry low heat

The Thinking Mans Ugly Christmas Jumper featuring a Periodic Table Christmas Tree - Navy, Red or Black colours. FAST DELIVERY!


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  • A more intellectual Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt that is a Great conversation starter at any Christmas gathering. Chemical element 'Ho' is holmium. Holmium is a rare-earth element that is Part of the lanthanide series of chemical elements. Holmium has the highest magnetic permeability of any element so is used for the pole pieces of the strongest static magnets. Because holmium strongly absorbs neutrons, it is often used as a burnable poison in nuclear reactors.
    But you didn't come here for a Chemistry lesson methinks!
  • 65% Cotton, 35% Polyester Material - there is no Holmium used in the making of this Christmas Sweater...
  • Machine Washable at 40°C or less with similar colours. Tumble dry low.

 'I'm a Christmas Fruit Cake' Funny, false two-piece, Christmas Pullover/Jumper

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  • Ugly Christmas fashion 3D printed pattern with vibrant colours
  • Made from premium polyester and spandex
  • machine or hand washable

New Arrival: Lockdown 2021 UNISEX Funny Christmas T-Shirt 'The year your wheelie bin went out more than you'


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  • This Christmas shirt is great if you want to stand out from the crowd and bring a bit of sassy spirit into your wardrobe. These t-shirts will brighten up everyone's day!
  • Made from 100% cotton material
  • machine wash at 40°C or less. Do not bleach or dry clean. Tumble dry low

 Funny Men's Christmas Sweatshirt, Available in Black, Navy Blue, Royal Blue and Dark Grey colours.

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  • Witty & Funny Christmas gift for any man - dad, son, brother or friend.
  • Black, Navy Blue, Royal Blue: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester material; Dark Grey: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester Material.
  • Machine washable (wash inside out in cold water) tumble dry low.

"I'm a Breast Man" for grins Funny Christmas Jumper in bright red colour


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  • With festive season just around the corner this is the Novelty Christmas jumper you need to wear to your christmas 'do' - if you dare!
  • 100% soft feel knitted Acrylic Fabric
  • Machine wash in cool water. Dry flat.

Inflatable Adult Santa Claus Costume

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  • Fabulous costume - Your Santa inflatable costume will be your Best Buy ever! Makes for enormous entertainment - laughs guaranteed - make that grand entrance at your party in this fabulous costume & watch the crowd explode in laughter!
  • Costume & Beard Are Made From Polyester - Hat Is Made From Non Woven Fabric.
  • Really Easy To Wear - One size fits all, simply install 4 x AA batteries, (not included) - turn the costume on, and let the fun begin. Comes with poly bag.

Santa Claus Adult Unisex Costume 12 Pcs Christmas Set


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  • 12 Piece Santa Suit Including: Red velvet Pullover Jacket, Trousers with Elastic Waist, Cape with Velcro, Sleeves & Hemline edged with a band of fake fur, Belt with Buckle, Red velvet hat with fake fur edge band & pompom at tip, Gloves, Glasses, Wig, Beard, Boot Covers, Gold gift bag & Bell.
  • 95% polyester/5% spandex velvet material; 51% acrylic/49% polyester fake fur.
  • Hand Wash only

 Festive Santa Claus suit design hoodie With beard, red jacket and belt

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  • Great looking Christmas Santa Hoodie with ribbed hemline and cuffs
  • 100% soft feel Acrylic Fabric
  • Machine Washable using gentle cycle and cold water.

'The Snow Must Go On!' Christmas jumper for the your inner Superstar


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  • Mens Funny Christmas Jumper with a creative & entertaining design. Crew neck, Long sleeve, Ribbed collar, hem and cuffs
  • Thin knit 100% Acrylic Material
  • Machine washable, inside out, on the gentle cycle - using cool water. Air dry flat

 Unisex Ethically sourced Novelty Christmas Jumper / Sweatshirt with "Team Jolly" Slogan

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  • Ethically sourced, ring spun cotton garment made with a unique Process Using Eco-Friendly Ink that Ensures a Vibrant, Long Lasting Print. Makes A Perfect Gift Or Present For Any Occasion; Christmas, Birthday, Fathers Day Or Mothers Day, Valentines Day, Or Just A Treat For; Your Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister, Uncle, Aunt, Or Best Friend. Many colour options available.
  • Made Using 80% Ringspun Cotton, and 20% Polyester for comfort & strength.
  • To keep your sweatshirt looking good as long as possible, please wash inside out at 30°C with similar colours. Safe to tumble dry on low heat setting.

Popular Only Fools & Horses "Lovely Jubbly" Novelty Christmas Jumper / Sweatshirt - Cushty!


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  • Don't be a plonker - get a Christmas jumper, you know it makes sense! Silk Screen Printed In England, Perfect for Family Fun, Christmas Gifts and School and Work Christmas Jumper Days.
  • Cotton with Supersoft Polyester Fleece Lining
  • Machine wash on gentle cycle. Tumble dry low.

 There's a Dinosaur eating the Xmas tree - Aaaarrrgghhhh!

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  • Stand out this Christmas with this terrific Xmas Jumper that includes real tinsel embellishments
  • Soft & Comfortable 100% Acrylic Material
  • We advise carefully hand washing jumpers with tinsel...

Funny Christmas Jumper featuring a Dinosaur attacking Santa's Reindeer


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  • If you want to look like a macabre scrooge this Christmas (but In a humorous way...) then this jumper is the consummate choice.
  • Made from comforable & soft 80% cotton 20% polyester material.
  • Machine wash cold with like colours, dry on low heat setting.

 Men's Funny Christmas Jumper featuring Happy Santa going to the Pub

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  • Fab looking Round Neck, Long Sleeve, Ribbed Hems and Cuffs Funny Christmas Jumper, letting everyone know where you'd rather be this Christmas... Available in blue (as shown) and Grey colours.
  • soft and comfortable 100% Acrylic fabric
  • Machine wash on gentle cycle at 30°C with similar colours. Air dry.

Funny Christmas Jumper Sweater Sweatshirt 'Turkey Stuffing Potatoes Parsnips Gravy NO Sprouts'


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  • Perfect for that Brussel Sprout hater in your life - personally I Love them but each to their own!
  • 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester for comfort & strength.
  • For best results, always wash inside-out at 30° C. Safe to tumble dry too.

 Men's Santa Elf 'United' Christmas Jumper - Available Sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL, 3XL

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  • Perfect gift for a 'United' fan, particularly those whose teams have RED shirts
  • Crew Neck 100% Acrylic Soft Feel Jumper with Ribbed Cuffs and Hem
  • Machine Washable

Unisex 'Rudolph in Xmas tree designer sunglasses' Funny Xmas Pullover/Sweater


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  • Cool Rudolph taking it all in his stride. This Xmas sweater will keep you warm and cosy during the merry season as you fully embrace the festive vibe
  • soft, non-scratchy 100% Acrylic material
  • Machine wash gentle cycle in cold water with similar colours. tumble dry on low heat

 Funny Unisex Santa Black Cat Wrapped Up In Christmas Tree Lights Holiday T-Shirt

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  • Do you love Cats & Christmas time? Then you will love this awesome T-Shirt with Santa & a black kitty wrapped up in Christmas tree lights. Great Christmas present or holiday gift idea for a cat loving friend or family member.
  • Solid colours: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; all Other Heathers: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Machine-washable with similar colours in cold water on the gentle cycle - Tumble dry low.

UNISEX "On The Naughty List And I Regret Nothing" Cat themed Funny Christmas Jumper


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  • Great fun, playful Cat themed gift for Christmas, available in Black, Navy Blue & Dark Grey colours.
  • Black & Navy Blue colours are are 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester. Dark Grey colour is 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester.
  • Machine washable at 30° C with similar colours. tumble dry using low heat setting

Men's: 'The Most Wonderful Time for A Beer' Funny Christmas Jumper

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  • Long Sleeved, Crew Neck Style
  • 100% Acrylic
  • A great quality Machine Washable Christmas jumper, the perfect gift for your man this Christmas, Cheers!

Funny Christmas Hoodie / Sweater with 'Teddy Bear Santa Claus' 3D print - for Men, Women, Boys & Girls


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  • Fashionable Christmas hoodies with two hand pockets in front and adjustable drawstring hood. Perfect for your Christmas party, or casual street wear.
  • made with 88% polyester and 12% spandex, soft and stretchy, quick drying fabric
  • Can Machine or hand wash, drip dry.

Men's: 'Flossing Around the Xmas Tree' Jumper

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  • Best quality knitted Christmas Jumper with ribbed Collar, waist and Cuffs
  • 100% Acrylic
  • Machine Washable at 40°C

Unisex Knitted Novelty Christmas Jumper


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  • Brand new, unique, design manufactured for Christmas 2020 & made in UK
  • Super soft, warm and comfortable 100% Acrylic material
  • Machine Washable, low temperature, gentle cycle.

Men's Baa Baa Humbug Christmas Jumper

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  • Long sleeved design with Crew style neck
  • 100% Acrylic
  • Machine Wash - Baa Humbug!!

Funny Christmas Sweater/Jumper 'I'm Not Santa But You Can Still Sit On My Lap'


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  • The perfect Christmas Sweatshirt for a naughty guy!
  • Solid colors: 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester; Heather Grey: 78% Cotton, 22% Poly; Dark Heather: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Machine Washable with like colours in cold water, Tumble dry low.

Men's All I want for Christmas is BOOZE!! Christmas Jumper

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  • Quality medium gauge knit Xmas sweater in a smooth non-itch acrylic with ribbed cuffs, hem and a crew-neck collar for a snug fit.
  • 100% Acrylic
  • Machine washable but please do not tumble dry

Men's "Divine Santa" Funny Christmas Jumper / Sweater


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  • Soft Knit Xmas sweater with a humorous pattern - just right for the season
  • 100% Cotton material
  • Hand Wash Only

Funny Christmas Jumpers use these Quality Materials

Our funny Christmas jumpers are made with Top-Quality materials to ensure that they are comfortable to wear for everyone partying at home, online or outside. All the jumpers, sweatshirts and T-Shirts have funny eye-catching designs that are sure to attract a lot of attention.

Our Funny Xmas Jumpers have sizes for Everyone

Our Funny Christmas Jumpers come in a variety of sizes - ranging from XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and (in some cases) right through to 4XL. Every jumper comes with a sizing chart, which is very helpful to check the fit.  You will surely find the perfect fitting humorous jumper for your next Christmas party. These Funny Christmas Jumpers come with many, many different & unique designs for both men and women. 

If you are up for a laugh - and don't mind being the centre of attention, then wearing any of these Funny xmas jumpers this Christmas will help ensure you have an especially memorable and fun time. 

We have a wide selection of Star Wars Christmas jumpers, and also many  rude and offensive Christmas jumpers if you want something a little more spicy... Please beware though - some really can cause offence.

If you or your significant other is an MCU Marvel comic book fan then we have a good choice of Marvel Christmas jumpers too
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